Bob's Spicy Italian
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Gestural Fauna’s Scrumptious Megastore
This place was too spicy for me, they use far too much pepper...
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Glug Agoraphobe’s Cheese Greasy Spoon Café
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Glug Agoraphobe’s Cheese Greasy Spoon Café
What could be better than cheese fondue served piping hot from a vending machine? Just about anything it would appear.
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Edible Beachfront's Armenian Bakery
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Fad Treacle’s Scrumptious Cabin
I'd never been to an Armenian Bakery before, but Edible Beachfront's has already become my third favourite in Grubtown.
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This Stinks!
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Lukewarm Advocate’s Korean Barbecue and Waste Disposal
I did not enjoy my fish fingers, there was no fish in them!
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Casual Treacle’s Revolutionary Maoist Lunchbox
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Brooder Trappings’s Curry Supermarket Aisle
Comrades, this is the place for nutritious, red-themed, sustenance. All hail the beet!
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The Best/Worst Restaurant
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Edible Trappings’s Everything Apart From Chips Eaterie
A restaurant with good food the only problem was the waiter tripped up on a roller skate and my egg landed on my face!!!
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Fresh cheap pineapple
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Striking Meticulous’s Dim Sum Fridge Freezer
I stepped into this pineapple wonder land and fainted!!! I had never seen so many pineapples in my life!!!
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Wrong toy
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Fad Advocate’s Stodgy Greasy Spoon Café
I was coming out of drive-through, looking in the box, when I found that I had got the girls' toy.
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YUM!
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Brooder Beastie's Seafood Kitchen
Everyone loves greasy shrimps don't they? Well I went Brooder Beastie's Seafood Kitchen and it was very, very YUMMY!
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Curry in a hurry!
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Edible Advocate’s Curry Supermarket Aisle
My curry was served straight off the shelves in a supermarket trolley. It was a real (squeaky-wheeled) delight!
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