Grubtown announces that you don't see many ducks anymore, all because of those foxes. We should keep every...
duckie and the biccie
Flying ducks have invaded Grubtown! People are not advised to stay inside because the flying ducks will peck the windows off. Evil biscuits are also coming to town and they are hiding in several boxes and plotting to take over Grubtown. Luckily the GSA (Grubtown Secret Agency) has arrived!
FALLING LIGHTBULB!
Honoured resident Beardy Ardagh had a light bulb fall on his head. "He needs 2 years of hospitality" said Doctor Fraud. The whole town went into a Sunday panic. There have also been sightings of falling hamburgers.
Jilly Cheeter and Mango Claptrap are (as usual) on the case. Until the mystery has been solved everyone is advised to stay inside.
LONGEST BEARD
Beardy Ardagh has broken the record for the longest beard. It now goes all the way down to his ankles. He has to brush his beard 100 times a day.
Aztec jewels found!
Beardy Ardagh was walking along one day when he heard a crunch. He looked down there was a broken jewel on the ground, which he had just stepped on. So he dug and he dug and he dug and he dug without telling one person about it, and after 5 days he found a jewel. It was a beautiful blue jewel that twinkled in the sunlight, and he gave it to Mango Claptrap. Now, you may ask, why didn't he give it to Jilly Cheeter? Well actually he did, he gave it to both of them, but Jilly said that Mango could have it. Mango is thinking of selling it for £5,985,465. Jilly says that he can't, so read the Grubtown Daily Herald to find out what happens!
Beardy Ardagh writes a book about Grubtown! (and the Duck piper is revealed)
Yesterday, at noon, Beardy Ardagh launched his new book about Grubtown. Beardy writes about the residents of Grubtown, such as Jilly Cheeter and Mayor Flabby Gomez. He has kindly asked if the residents of Grubtown could give him some stories about their day, so that he can put them in his book. This is not today's real story, but just a little notice turn to the next page for today's story.
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BREAKING NEWS! The Fox family have been holding the ducks of Grubtown captive, and now, finally, the truth of the Duck piper has been revealed. Derek Fox, father of the family, was actually the Duck piper. He bought a Duck piper costume from the costume shop and a flute from the Accessories for Tramps shop. He then planned to lead the ducks out of town, but they fell in to a ditch, and that's when Police inspector Grabby Hanson came to the scene, and Derek ran away. Now the family are holding the ducks hostage until the town agree to sell them. Bunty Fox has this to say, "If we don't get what we want then we're going to feed the ducks half-meal bread!!", which we all know makes the ducks ill, because they only eat whole-meal bread. Grabby Hanson and mayor Flabby Gomez are both trying to reason with them.
The official duck gatherer Jilly Cheeter says this, "(weeping) Why?! Why?! Why half-meal bread why couldn't it be 3/4-meal bread!?!?" Read the latest on this story in tommorow's issue of The Grubtown Daily Herald.
Grabby grabs biscuits!!!
Whenever a crime is commited in Grubtown, we always have a suspect, that is always at the top of the suspect list: Grabby Hanson. The other day we heard about Mayor Flabby Gomez's shortbread biscuits being stolen. Just a few hours later, Grabby Hanson turned himself in for this unspeakable crime. What will this unpredictable man do next?
Falling cow from the sky!
One day there was a boy who was sitting under the oak tree when at 10.50am he saw something black and white in the sky. He thought it was poo and a penguin but as it was getting closer and closer and BANG! it landed on him then he realised it was a cow that was the same colour as a penguin and defently smelled of POO!
The end.
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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