Yesterday at 2am the town was woken up by the sound of Jilly Cheeter's ducks running around. According to...
News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
FALLING LIGHTBULB!
Honoured resident Beardy Ardagh had a light bulb fall on his head. "He needs 2 years of hospitality" said Doctor Fraud. The whole town went into a Sunday panic. There have also been sightings of falling hamburgers.
Jilly Cheeter and Mango Claptrap are (as usual) on the case. Until the mystery has been solved everyone is advised to stay inside.
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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Jilly Cheeter and Mango Claptrap had a nasty surprise yesterday evening. They were taking a walk past the lighthouse...
