Yesterday, local girl Jilly Cheeter woke up to find that there were no ducks in Grubtown. "I wondered where...
News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
Honoured resident Beardy Ardagh had a light bulb fall on his head. "He needs 2 years of hospitality" said Doctor Fraud. The whole town went into a Sunday panic. There have also been sightings of falling hamburgers.
Jilly Cheeter and Mango Claptrap are (as usual) on the case. Until the mystery has been solved everyone is advised to stay inside.