It was a normal day in Grubtown Horizon. Beardy Ardagh was complaining, "HELP HELP I HAVE A HOLE IN MY NEW...
News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
LONGEST BEARD
Beardy Ardagh has broken the record for the longest beard. It now goes all the way down to his ankles. He has to brush his beard 100 times a day.
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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