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Aztec jewels found!

Aztec jewels found!

Beardy Ardagh was walking along one day when he heard a crunch. He looked down there was a broken jewel on the ground, which he had just stepped on. So he dug and he dug and he dug and he dug without telling one person about it, and after 5 days he found a jewel. It was a beautiful blue jewel that twinkled in the sunlight, and he gave it to Mango Claptrap. Now, you may ask, why didn't he give it to Jilly Cheeter? Well actually he did, he gave it to both of them, but Jilly said that Mango could have it. Mango is thinking of selling it for £5,985,465. Jilly says that he can't, so read the Grubtown Daily Herald to find out what happens!

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