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Falling cow from the sky!
One day there was a boy who was sitting under the oak tree when at 10.50am he saw something black and white in the sky. He thought it was poo and a penguin but as it was getting closer and closer and BANG! it landed on him then he realised it was a cow that was the same colour as a penguin and defently smelled of POO!
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From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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