Police across Grubtown cannot get around, meaning that the frequency of stealing will increase by 25%. Planes and...
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The Flying Cow
One day there was a cow glaring up to the sky. He was watching the birds fly past. Then he had a great idea it was that he should fly as high as the sky. So he stood on the edge of a cliff and started to fall. When he started to flap around he realised it wasn't such a great idea. He realised too that he wasn't designed like a bird to fly away.
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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