Chickens in Cheese Drama

Chickens have been caught eating cheese in kitchen of Grubtown strawberry farmer, Scrumptious Diddlyumptious.
Scrumptious said, 'I don't like those chickens, they're stealing all my cheese that I carefully grew on my Cheese Plant. That's all my Red Leicester, Four Counties and Rambaru my new flavour of Cheese. I hate those chickens, they really annoy me. On Monday, it got so bad 400 chickens pecked my door down and demolished half my fridge to get at the cheese. The next day, 7000 different chicken varieties climbed on my roof and ate the slate just to get at my special Rambaru fridge in my attic. Something has to be done. I asked Chief Grabby Hanson what he was going to do but he couldn't answer because his mouth was full of Rambaru. Which come to mention it, isn't even in the shops yet. It's a mystery, I wish I'd stuck with strawberries. The Fox family offered to help, what with with all their duck experience, but they were too evil with the chickens and I had to say no.'