Earlier today the Grubtown Press Agency revealed that a local resident, a duck, had invented a whole new concept in...
News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
Cows are finally falling!
Cows falling out the sky is bad. If one of them lands on you you'll know about it .... because it'll hurt a lot. Owww owwie ouch.
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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Cows falling out the sky is bad. If one of them lands on you you'll know about it .... because it'll hurt...

