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News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
Ducks invade the city - hide/run but cover your ears.
20 ducks were sighted in the town centre, and you can imagine how loud it was (SUPER loud). Stay in your homes! The D.T.C (duck traffic control) are taking care of it (very badly), but in the winter we will plan a celebration of no duck day/throw your wet bread away day. "WOOOHOOO WE LOVE THE WINTER YAY HIP HIP HOOORAY HIP HIP HOORAY!" said a reporter from Grubtown news happily and joyfully.