In Blumpertown, lots of cows have been falling out of the sky, and no one knows why. We asked the weather reporter,...
News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
COW FALLING OUT OF SKY, INJURES OLD PEOPLE IN THEIR 80'S OR SOMETHING...
I am very disappointed to say this, but a cow has fallen out of the sky into the old folks' home, and injured (more like squashed), many of the old people in the home. Here is a speech from Mrs.Hasbeensquashed:
"I have never been so humiliated in my entire life, and I have been alive for 104 years!" She's right, she isn't getting any younger... Anyway there is also man called Mr.Owchthathurt, who is in hospital suffering from being hurt... WELL ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? IT'S IN HIS NAME!
Read the daily stupidness again next week.
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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