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News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
DUCK MANIA!
Yesterday at 2am the town was woken up by the sound of Jilly Cheeter's ducks running around. According to Grabby Hanson, the towns policeman, it was all a big mistake and it would never happen again. Mrs E Smith, however, was not so sure and has, therefore, taken Jilly to court. Jilly was in tears when she heard and said that Mrs Smith was a liar. Consequently she won the case and headed home happy! Despite this, Mrs Smith is still determined to get her own back on the little girl. The ducks have settled themselves in the lake at the park and are very happy. Let's hope that this won't end badly!
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From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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