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News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
Is Mango Claptree a thief?
BREAKING NEWS.
Some of you already know that Jilly Cheeter has been stealing the towns ducks. (If you didn't know, know you do.) Now everybody is shocked to find out that Mango Claptrap is her accomplice and some residents think that they now have a thieving business - 'Claptrap and Cheeter'.
But is this news true? The idea that Claptree is Cheeter's accomplice came about when Grabby Hanson apparently saw Mango Claptree with a priceless diamond- that WASN'T his! Grabby Hanson said: "I was just walking home when Mango Claptree was running in the opposite direction; with a BIG diamond that he was carrying above his head."
There will be more news on this soon, so keep looking out!
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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