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News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
Criminal Cows Cause Chaos
A herd of criminal cows have been reportedly cliff diving around the lighthouse. This is the first time that the cows have ever tried a stunt like this; and it is of course, illegal in Grubtown.
This happening first came to the town's attention when residents camping by the lighthouse heard loud noises coming from outside.
THUD.
THUD.
THUD.
They rapidly ran outside and saw cascading cows everywhere they looked. We soon caught up with these campers and one of them said: "We were scared silly!" They also said that they wouldn't advise camping by the lighthouse until the criminal cows are caught. A Mad Scientist is still currently looking into how there were so many cows; as originally there were only thirteen.
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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