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News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
Jilly Jacks Jolly Ducks
Jilly Cheeter, the Grubtown investigator, has been 'jacking' ducks from their homes. You may now be thinking, 'Hmmm? what an unusual person.' Well we interviewed her and these are the results:
Jilly, we are all wondering why you are jacking the ducks?
'Well you see I'm not jacking them but hiding them, have you not heard of that nasty shop in the town centre called Kill All Ducks? Well believe it or not they're planning on killing all the ducks in the town. They're mean people and I'VE EVEN HEARD THAT ONE'S A FOX! In my opinion I think that they just want to eat the ducks because they feel hungry, AND I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT!'
Okay Jilly, what is your summary on the subject?
'My summary is bringing down that shop and replacing it with a duck rescue centre, the reason the ducks are everywhere is because they have nowhere else to go. That is my summary about the Kill All Ducks shop'.'
That was Jilly on the Kill All Ducks shop. Create your own report for Grubtown and tell everyone your opinion.
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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