Ducks on Unicycles

Yesterday afternoon around teatime (or coffee, if you prefer) 12 [my lucky number] ducks were spotted on unicycles wizzzzzzzzing [well, some were not very successful but were pushing, rolling or tumbling] past Smoky's Cinema. Wide Brim Petty Mandrake, who was at the scene, complained that one of the tyres was flat, one was on stabilizers and another had a wheel missing. Hetty Glue-Pen, cinema manager and projectionist, was refilling the popcorn machine when a stray wheel rolled through the cinema entrance and knocked over Mrs Awning, whilst she was queuing for a film (It came from somewhere over there, I think II - out on DVD and Greenray 15 September).
Jilly Cheeter commented "This is the second most remarkable thing on my list of remarkable things after seeing Mango Claptrap wearing long trousers."
This story has become even more mysterious as reports of bike wheel thefts have been reported from 'Psycho Biko's Cyclo Shop.' When questioned about these strange thefts Grabby Hanson, the chief of Police said 'I think it was me.'
reported by Parched Sponge
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