The Fox family have started their own buisness today. It is called KILL ALL DUCKS! They hate ducks so they have made...
News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
DUCK!
Yesterday Mr. G Hanson was called 'DUCKIE' 3 times by passers-by. We were very lucky to get an interview with DUCKIE! As it turns out, a stone was thrown at him from the shop 'Kill All Ducks'. The Person throwing the stone shouted DDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!! As he ducked a duck waddled under his legs. To think, he nearly sat on a duck! But the worst part was it was all filmed and put on youduck!
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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