Beware! Grubtown is in big danger. The ducks have obtained huge teeth and are biting peoples' heads off, except...
News from the Grubtown Daily Herald:
BUILDINGS DAMAGED BY RAINING COWS!!!
Three buildings were damaged by raining bovine. The MET office is telling citizens to reinforce their roofs. The damaged buildings are the three houses to the west of the lighthouse. The cows were not injured but are very tired and dizzy. No people were hurt in this weather phenomenon. The very same thing happened here a year ago and is forecasted to continue FOR A WHOLE WEEK! Experts have said that it will hit the Kill All Ducks store and then the carwash and aquarium and finally the lighthouse. It should ease off as the week goes by. Citizens are told that this will happen again.
From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper
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