Fox Family Actually Sells Something in Shop

Ever since its gala opening several years ago, KILL ALL DUCKS, a shop uniquely given over to nothing but home-made Plastercine* models of ducks involved in fatal accidents, has not had any customers except for the shop owners themselves. (*Other modelling clays are available.) The Fox family opened their shop when Mrs Bunty Fox claimed that she failed her driving test when a ‘ Q U A C K ! ’ from a nearby duck put her off. She ended up driving off the road onto a jetty and into the sea. Husband Derek Fox told reporters that they’d actually sold a model of a duck being struck by lightning, made by daughter Garrideb Fox. “We were amazed and delighted,” he told The Grubtown Daily Herald. The purchaser was later found trying to boil his own foot in a saucepan of nettle soup and is currently in the care of Dr Fraud.