Welcome to VISIT GRUBTOWN! | Visit Grubtown!

The Grubtown Tourist Board [in association with Offal’s Sunbeds] welcomes you to this brand new ‘VISIT GRUBTOWN’ website, the best and most accurate guide to our wonderful town which is HARDLY GRUBBY AT ALL and is Actually Quite Clean, no matter hat Beardy Ardagh might have to say on the matter.

Inside Grubtown

Learn more about all the wonderful - and not so wonderful - people who live in the NOT GRUBBY TOWN AT ALL of Grubtown.

The Books of Grubtown

Beardy Ardagh likes telling stories about Grubtown. And lucky for you, there's a new book out RIGHT NOW: Splash, Crash and Loads of Cash!

READ A SPECIAL GRUBTOWN TALE!

The Golden Pineapple is the most important prize any town (this side of the River Dump) can win, especially if the town's tourist board is fond of GOLD or EXOTIC FRUIT, or both. This year, Grubtown looks like it's in with a chance of actually winning the Golden Pineapple

Award fair and square (or knobbly and pineapply)... except some people have other ideas.

Jilly Cheeter and Mango Claptrap want to make absolutely sure that no one spoils Grubtown's chances, and you can help them.

Meet them at Grubtown's famous lighthouse for Chapter One, and read the next four chapters!

First, find the lighthouse on the not-really-a-map map above, by zooming in and looking around. That's where the story starts.

Find Jilly and Mango when you get to the lighthouse. They need your help!

Explore the lighthouse and come back each week to find out what happens next! Now GET STARTED!

A message from Beardy Ardagh:

"If you find a shop, please buy me an extra pint of milk."

From the Grubtown Daily Herald Newspaper

SEE YOUR STORIES PUBLISHED ONLINE! CLICK ON THE PRESS PASS TO GET STARTED!

Fantastic news reports from fantastic new writers – YOU! (Saving us the time and trouble of having to write them ourselves). - Flimflam Midway, Editor

Oh What a Lovely Grubtown!

by Vertigo Jape

Beardy Ardagh, he like beards. Big man, big beard. Never short of word or two, or a beard. He the man with the beard...

Jilly Jacks Jolly Ducks

by Tangent Backflip

Jilly Cheeter, the Grubtown investigator, has been 'jacking' ducks from their homes. You may now be...

More From the Grubtown Daily Herald

Grubtown is an exciting town full of things to eat (in restaurants of course) and also films to watch (in SMOKY’S). But how do you choose what to eat and what to watch? Or what to watch eating? Or what to watch you while you’re eating or being eaten? By reading The Grubtown Daily Herald Reviews, that’s how!

Your Restaurant Reviews

Curry in a hurry!

by Edward Effluent, Grubtown, Thursday, 6^th May 2010

Restaurant Name:

Edible Advocate’s Curry Supermarket Aisle

My curry was served straight off the shelves in a supermarket trolley. It was a real (squeaky-wheeled) delight!

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Your Film Reviews

Dances with Whales

by Flimflam Midway, Grubtown, Thursday, 29^th April 2010

Movie:

Dances with Whales

Much better than the first film, Dances with Ducks. An outstanding performance!

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The Grubtown Tourist Board wishes it to be known that, for reasons of extreme laziness and an accident involving a cup of slerch and The Big Book Of Where Everything Actually Is, the positioning of buildings, places, people, plants, and even ducks bears no relation to where they might actually be found in real life. We at the tourist board don't have the time to look out of the window and sketch what-goes-where on the back of an old envelope or passing office boy (or girl). What's important is that these places are SOMEWHERE in Grubtown, and if that's good enough for Mayor Flabby Gomez, it's certainly good enough for you. Thank you.